I’ve always thought you were super hot and really smart,
but what I didn’t know was that
you were going to end up being my soulmate.
Who knows what the future holds for us?
probably tsunamis and horrible sea monsters,
but I’m not worried about that
…because I have you.
Person in the background:
“On the other end of the platform. Dan… Rupert, stop it…”
perfect human beings are perfect.